When Merde Happens, Just Roll With It

With the night gone and four hours left before we had to head to the airport, I decided to bring Nat for a quick breakfast at My Tea Is Rich before doing some last-minute souvenir shopping. While I felt that the atmosphere in the place was much more comforting than most other teashops that I have seen in Paris, I really wanted to thank Benoît for his insight.

Unfortunately, Benoît was nowhere to be found, but both Nat and I were tended to quite nicely by Katy, the unusually bubbly English waitress. Through a pleasant conversation, both Nat and I learned that the two started dating shortly after Benoît was forced by his father to work at My Tea Is Rich. Recalling last night, I remembered the Frenchman mentioning one particular Paul West.

"Paul West?" Katy gave the name some thought before her eyes lit in up recognition. "Oh, I haven't seen him in a long while! Yes, he's the actual owner of this English teashop. When Benoît decided to grow up after being forced to work here, Paul felt that he had matured enough to run the place."

"Ah, right." The topic out of the way, Nat and I continued chatting with Katy for a little longer until several customers came in. As the waitress went to serve them, Nat looked down at her tea as she stirred it. The way that she was looking at it, it was as though she was contemplating telling me something rather unpleasant. A few minutes passed before the redhead looked up.

"I'm an orphan."

Her words stunned me. That was why she was upset when I hesitated last night - she wanted to be loved. The next thing I knew, I was by her side, hugging her, trying to comfort her.

"Nat... I'm sorry... I did not know."

"It happened two weeks ago. They were leaving a dinner party celebrating my dad's promotion that would have him working in Riverdale. It was a case of hit-and-run while they were waiting for a taxi."

It wasn't any wonder why she teased me when we first met on the way to the Download Festival. It was her own way of getting over her grief by flirting with guys. Fortunately for the both of us, I fell in love with Nat on my own accord. "I swear, Nat," I heard myself muttering, "regardless of whatever happens between me and Betty, I will always love you." The instant the words left my mouth, I felt her caress my hair.

"Forsythe... You've already pledged that to me once last night when you gave yourself to me. There's no need to repeat it again." As I looked into her eyes, I noticed that the resolve to get on with her life was starting to burn again. "I love you, you know?"

"Why else would I want you to follow me on this trip?" At this point, Nat could not help but grin - she had indeed returned to her normal bubbly self. As we resumed a normal conversation, I could not help but thank God for making the finest things in life so simple - things like food, sleeping, and Nat's ability to look cute as she pushed a strand of hair behind her ears. Perhaps both Archie and Reggie have a point that going out with a girl can be good, but I have learnt one thing that they would never appreciate. Of course, not that I would like to brag but, if you can prove to the girl that you're in love with that you do care for her as a person, you can get very, very far.

Not that I'd be taking any pictures to prove that fact to them, unless Nat decides to teach them that lesson.

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Benoît returned to the teashop just as Nat and I were about to leave. While Katy and Nat were engaging in some last-minute girl-talk, I was busy singing my praises to the amused Frenchman. "Not a problem, my friend," Benoît kept saying, "it's my pleasure to help someone out, whether I'm serving a customer or giving a stranger some advice. That's why I take my time when doing these things - I want to give my customer the best that I can give."

In fact, that was indeed the explanation for Benoît's absence earlier. He was sourcing out the best possible fresh ingredients for whatever he might end up having to prepare throughout the day.

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"Where do we go now?"

That was a good question. According to the information that the Coopers gave me, Betty believes that Hong Kong would be a good place to find Veronica, considering that the Chinese Special Administrative Region is the West's gateway to China. The same would also apply to Singapore, which is further down south in South-East Asia - the island-state is a popular haunt for expatriates. Perhaps it would be a good idea to visit Hong Kong first before dropping by Singapore en route to Australia.

"Hong Kong sounds mighty tempting," I suggested, "don't you say so? Considering we don't have much time to look for my friend, the island's a pretty exotic place, from what I heard." As Nat was still pondering whether to head to Hong Kong or Singapore, I bent down to whisper into her ear. "There's a shopping centre called Pacific Place, and it's connected to about two or three big-name hotels, one of which we'll be staying at. There's a food court we can go to if we need to take a break from..." God, Nat looks so sexy in a cute manner when she blushes.

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During the taxi ride to the airport, Nat showed her appreciation for me by giving me a really, really thorough make-out session. Talking about her parents might have upset her, but it also helped her to accept that they were gone, and the redhead was now determined to live life for them. How she can accomplish that will really depend on how thorough a workout my tonsils can receive, how many places we can get really intimate with each other, and just how much fun we can have while she helps me search for the one other girl I truly like as more than a friend, Elizabeth Cooper.

My Tea Is Rich

Being out on the streets in Paris at night can be a hazard to your health. You'll never know when you could end up being set upon by some of the hoodlum gangs that prowl even the most posh neighborhoods. That said, even I could not give a toss regarding that as I dragged myself into a nearby café to drown my sorrows at being kicked out of the hotel room.

The name of the café did not even strike me as being unusual until the shopkeeper approached me, notepad in his hand. "Welcome to 'My Tea Is Rich'! What would you like to order?" Well, his English is quite good, despite his French accent.

"Je voudrais un demi."

"Huh?" He was probably quite surprised that I could speak some French, and that I was aware of some of the tricks that French waiters would try to pull on tourists. "May I see your ID, please?"

Without thinking, I simply reached into my wallet and showed him my American driving license. Looking down, I mentally prepared myself to get kicked out of the place when the shopkeeper returned with two mugs of beer. The instant he set them down, I reached out for the mug closes to me and chugged down a quarter of the beer. As I recovered from the buzz, I noticed that the shopkeeper was sitting across the table from me.

He spoke first. "I know that you're still a minor, even here in France, but something must be wrong for you to ask for a beer outright." Indeed. "It's not my business to know what is wrong with you, but since business here has been slow for the past couple of weeks, I am free to help you if you need it."

As I downed the rest of the beer, I realised that I had no choice. "I'm actually looking for a friend of mine who is traveling around the world by herself. The problem is that even though I love her, I fell in love with yet another girl I met back in England. I've had some fun times with her, and she wants to go all the way with me but, when I hesitated, she assumed that I loved my friend more than her, so I got kicked out of the hotel room that we booked."

"Ah, l'armour," the shopkeeper drawled. "Oui, I've seen my friend, Paul West, having this problem in the past many times. Ever since he came here to work for my father, he's been sleeping around quite a fair bit." As I raised my eyebrow, he could not help but chuckle. "Let's see...  Elodie, who is my sister... Alexa, Florence, Virginie, Gloria... I hear that he is busy fucking a French policewoman with whom he helped prevent an assassination on Monsieur President. Of the five whose names I have mentioned, the only one he's been on fairly good terms throughout would be my sister."

"But..."

"But, nothing! The thing is that you are young. Whether you ultimately end up with one girl, the other, or both is really up to you. Seize the opportunity when you can. If it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be. Paul learnt the lesson the hard way with Alexa." One glare from him automatically silenced my unasked question regarding his friend. Taking this as a cue, I immediately reached for my wallet when he held his hand up in a 'stop' manner. "No, Monsieur Jones, it is my treat to you. Besides, if I had asked you to pay, you have already done so by listening to my advice. Now, go! Go and live life!"

As I was about to leave the unusually-name eatery, I turned to thank the shopkeeper. "Merci beaucoup pour le demi, Monsieur..."

"Ah, no worries, just call me Benoît."

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Standing in front of the hotel room door, I started to mentally prepare an apology when the door opened, revealing a bathrobe-clad Nat. The instant the bathrobe dropped to the floor, whatever apology that I had in mind was completely thrown out of the window as she dragged me inside.

There was no holding back as I took Benoît's advice to heart.

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"That was wonderful, Forsythe," Nat purred as she rested her head on my chest. "I'm sorry for having kicked you out of the room earlier this evening. I thought you didn't love me anymore when you showed signs of hesitating."

"Nat..." She simply looked beautiful from where I was looking at her. "Don't worry about it. Whatever will be, will be. There's no time right now in the present to worry about such things when we should be living and celebrating life. Whatever problems you might have, you know that you can talk to me about it when you're ready to bare your soul."

As the redhead looked up, I suddenly grinned. "We've got a hotel room, and another 12 hours before we have to head to the airport. What do you say to that?"

No words were needed as Nat backed away just so that she could pounce on me.

Bienvenu a Gay Paris!

It is commonly said that France is known for its wine, politically-incorrect women with underwear that leave little to the imagination, the anti-English who would jump at the chance to learn the language, and a fantastic capital city that is both the City of Lights and the City That Belongs To The Dogs.

Fine, maybe the streets are not clogged up with dog droppings all the time, but that really does depend on whether the street cleaners are on strike or not. Besides, why bother about such trivial matters when I've got more important things to worry about? After all, Betty could be here in Paris, learning from the master romancers to get some sort of revenge against Archie and Veronica. If not, heck, it wouldn't really matter as long as Nat uses our one day here in Paris to get some great-looking underwear.


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The flight from London to Paris was a really short one, but was quite well-spent in my opinion. There's nothing better than having a gorgeous girlfriend sleeping next to you with her head on your shoulder. Sure, the thirty-minute flight meant that we really could not recline our seats, but it did not matter anyway. As long as I had some sort of physical contact with her, I was happy.

As soon as the plane started descending, I tapped Nat on the shoulder to wake her up. "Hey, nap-time's over. Time to wake up, Dear."

"Five more minutes, please... Soooo sleepy..."

God, she just looks so cute like that. I still had to wake her up, though. Nat's a redhead, and redhead's tend to react quite strongly to sudden situations. As the plane neared the tarmac, I lifted her head and proceeded to kiss her as though it would be the last ever kiss the instant her eyes opened. While all this was happening, I saw a brief flash of anger in her eyes that made way for her understanding of the situation, followed by a mischievous twinkle of approval. Before I knew it, she was kissing me back.

If we had allowed our desire to take over, we would have been the very first members of the Not-Exactly-A-Mile-High Club, which is not as exciting as being part of the Mile High Club, but would still be more than what Reggie would ever get. Thank God for the timely bump as the plane made contact with the tarmac. As we finally pulled away, the twinkle was still in Nat's eye.

"Well, that was one plane landing that I'll be remembering for a long while, Forsythe."

Huh. She took that well. Makes me wonder if she's actually not a redhead at all. If I play my cards right, I might be able to find out.


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Our first order of business was to find a hotel straight away. While we've spent quality time cuddling on coaches and on a plane, what we needed was proper accommodation. As much as making out is nice, it would be more interesting lying down.

All thoughts of pleasure were immediately wiped out as our pseudo-suicidal taxi driver immediately swerved to avoid the car he was approaching from behind at a ridiculously high speed.

"Vous êtes Américains, non?" The taxi driver was snarling as though he wanted to teach us a lesson. "Zis is how vous should drive. All zees drivers, zey are très slow. If zey drive slow, zey should ride ze motorcycles instead!"

I really should have done a much better job at waking Nat up back on the plane. Heck, we really should have let our desires override our common sense back then. As I looked at Nat, I could tell that she was thinking the exact same thing as I was when she mouthed the words "hotel" and "bed" to me.

Well, that gave me something to look forward to, assuming that we survive our taxi trip to the city outskirts.

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Three hours after our plane took off from Heathrow Airport in London, we were already in a decent Parisian hotel room, where I discovered through intensive exploration that Nat is a natural redhead.

Take that, Reggie Mantle!

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"So, what do you want in life?" Nat asked as she waited for her pasta to be served. The two of us were at a Parisian café having an early dinner after our little tryst in the hotel room.

"I..." This was a tough question for me to answer. Prior to this summer break, the only things I was ever interested in were food and slacking off, and I was afraid that revealing that little tidbit would give Nat a bad impression of me. Then again, honesty is an important aspect to being in a relationship. "Well, before summer break, the only things I would ever enjoy involved food and sleeping. I only saw hard work as a means to make extra cash, and not as a learning experience. Having met you, though," I trailed off as I subconsciously stroked her hand.

"Hmmm? Go on."

"I think it'd be a great idea for me if I could just travel around the world, seeing all the sights, sampling all the cuisine. Heck, I can probably get the money for that in a few years - a few months ago, I swore to start paying off my tabs to everyone I've mooched money off from just to get out of debt to an annoying classmate. With everything paid off, I decided to cash in on my underrated intellect and tutor the academically-weaker students, who would pay me back with food. All that free food meant that I could save my pocket money and odd-job wages for something else."

"So, within a few years, I'll have saved up enough to go on a proper world tour and make my own video about my travels."

"Sounds like a neat plan." Nat took a sip of her wine before continuing on. Is she blushing? I swear, she looks cute like that. "But for your love life?"

"I'll be honest, in the past, I wasn't really into romance, but I've learnt that I need to change in order to grow up. I've actually had a couple of small romances before, but both Betty and myself have stood by each other during difficult times to the point that people who do not know us would assume that we're boyfriend and girlfriend. Of course, it still really wasn't enough for me, but I have noticed how beautiful Betty looks when she's trying to put on a smile even though she's terribly upset. It was only until I heard that she was traveling around the world by herself that I realized that I cared about her in more than a just-friends manner."

"Awww, that sounds cute."

"And of course, I met you, Nat." As I held her hand, I could not help but pour out my feelings. "You've fun to be with, you've got a sense of mischief that I can definitely appreciate, and you're sexy as hell in a cute way. Out of all the girls save for Betty whom I know, you're the only one who has captured my breath." God, that sounded corny, but I knew that I was on a roll that could not be stopped. "Regardless of whatever happens between Betty and myself, I'd like you to follow me around the world."

"Forsythe..."

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My honesty worked, and it paid off with a trip to the nearby pharmacy before we headed back to the hotel.